I would like to say a Hail Capriccia at this time... Who is she you may ask?

Capriccia is our Divine Lady of Unintentionally Funny Things, her influence and miracles are many. When a man is hit in the groin with a football? Our Lady Capriccia is responsible! When a baby falls over taking its first steps? Capriccia!

And when the coverage of the Beijing Olympics gives me highlights like half empty stadiums, smog so thick it can be sliced and put on sandwiches, and ARMED VEHICLES outside the official press centre... Well, my riotous and tasteless laughter assures me that Capriccia is at work once more.