If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]


HAVE YOU...

[x] smoked
[x] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[x] kissed someone of the same sex
[x] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn
[x] bought porn
[x] tried drugs

TOTAL SO FAR: 10

[x] taken painkillers
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[x] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die
[x] seen someone die

TOTAL SO FAR: 20

[x] missed curfew
[x] stayed out all night
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist
[] received a ticket
[] been to rehab
[x] dyed your hair
[x] been in an accident
[x] been to a club
[x] been to a bar

TOTAL SO FAR: 28

[x] been to a wild party
[x] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[] had a spring break in Florida
[x] sniffed anything
[] wore black nail polish
[x] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap
[] owned a 50 Cent CD

TOTAL SO FAR: 35

[x] dressed gothic
[] dressed girly
[] dressed punk
[] dressed grunge
[x] stole something
[x] been too drunk to remember anything
[x] blacked out
[x] fainted
[] had a crush on a neighbor
[] ate a spider while drunk

TOTAL SO FAR: 40

[x] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert
[x] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[x] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[] installed speakers in a car
[] broken a mirror
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
[] know what a kage hole is

TOTAL SO FAR: 45

[] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[x] cruised the mall
[x] skipped school
[] had surgery
[x] had an injury
[] gone to court
[x] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire
[x] lied about your age

TOTAL SO FAR: 52

[x] owned/rented an apartment/house
[] broke the law in the police's presence
[x] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[x] hugged a stranger
[x] kissed a stranger
[x] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed

TOTAL SO FAR: 60

[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence
[] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[] cheated on a test


TOTAL OVERALL: 68 - So apparently whilst I should be in jail I'm not as bad as Temba. I doubt that. I doubt that very much. 

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The problem with memes is, one can falsify such things rather easily...

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But at least it can be humorous...

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Hmm... Something vapid and minor to distract myself at  a grim time is more than welcome.

The ever amusing aussiehusky set me the task of completing a meme in which one lists their ten favourite things based on a letter of the provider's choosing. He chose V, because he's a reaaaaal sweetheart (he says sarcastically). 

And here we go!

1. Voltes 5! (Robot anime from the 70s)
2. Vore
3. Vagrant Story (An obscure Japanese action/RPG from Squaresoft)
4. Viewtiful Joe (An anime/platformer game series about a movie-themed superhero)
5. Vampires (Because they're the source of so many amusing stories)
6. Vulpines (Ya know, foxes)
7. Veronica from the Archie comics (She was so much better than plain jane Betty!)
8. Virgin olive oil
9. Vodka (I may not drink it, but I remember it fondly)
10. Voles (They're so cute!)

Anyone looking for a letter, feel free to comment.

Hey there, one of those silly little meme ideas. If you like the idea, post your own version on your LJ.

THE ONE THING YOU MUST KNOW ABOUT ME...
- I operate like a scorned woman or harried mother, if I say I'm fine, I'm not. And if I say I don't care, I do.

So there we go :P