We come to you live this morning from Balmain, where something shocking and IMPOSSIBLE has occurred!

wolven84, dustandfox and his wolf held the first official housewarming party for their new domicile, and against all odds it was respectable! Jay Fear reports live from the scene!

"Thanks Jay, I'm here at the aftermath of the party, which has been described as a " furry cheese and wine do' by those who attended. There don't seem to be any broken windows, no orgies have been reported and no police activity was noted, though there are reports that numerous livers plan to lay assault charges on their owners.

There we also excessive calories consumed on the premises, with a variety of cheese and 'nibbles' available, most notable among them the tarts made by aussiehusky, and a reportedly delicious selection of finger foods brought by a notable member of the weasel community, known in some circles as Weasely or Woozl, or more simply as the Dookmeister.

Notable socialites there included the fine feline atpaw, taubu_lion, liontemba, master_flea, techie_fox and Yummei, Coe, Alex, Auri Zwabbe, Enigma, Janus, Ray, BCWolf and his partner Spence, who were a smash hit with their canines as well as BC's fursuit. In fact, several fursuits were present there, so expect to see scathing videos and shocking exposes on less refined news networks than our own.

There are reports of 'Wii' playing having taken place, as of yet unconfirmed, though it is believed that atpaw repeatedly 'threw it down old school' in Mario Kart Wii. Games involving multi-sided die and cards also supposedly took place, but those believed to have participated have refused to comment for fear of recrimination.

Your reporter attended the event undercover and despite having to consume a large amount of fine wine in order to maintain his cover he is not suffering any ill effects. The team and I at FurNews Australia would like to thank the party's hosts and all attending for making it an event to remember. Back to you Jay!"

Thanks Jay, and that's all from us at FnA today, we hope to see you again next time!